Marielisa Argueta from Stupid dot Com

From White Elephant parties to gag gifts for the office get together, I had to go all out Unplugged and Totally Uncut with the ambassador of Stupid.com on iHeart Radio Mitten flasks, Hillary Clinton nutcrackers, Fartzookas and bacon towels? These are just a few “stupid” gifts that made this year’s 8th annual list of the Top 10 Most Stupid Gifts of the Year, which is compiled by online retailer Stupid.com. Since 1998, Stupid.com searches high and low for the most ridiculous gifts imaginable. Fun ensues as they survey their customers asking, “What’s the stupidest gift of the year?” This year’s list is sure to be the most comprehensive list of all things stupid since, well, last year’s stupid list. For a complete list of stupid holiday gifts, visit Stupid.com. Here are the Top 10 Stupid Gifts of 2014, listed in no particular order: Santa Morphsuit – Who says Santa has to be fat? Show off that hot Santa body with this form-fitting spandex morphsuit made to look like Santa. It even comes with a face-covering mask and Santa hat. Fartzooka – The Fartzooka blasts farts just as well, if not better, than even the gassiest human. The best part is, the Fartzooka never gets tired so it can blast farts 24/7. The Bacon Towel – Printed on this fun towel is a 6-foot long strip of juicy bacon! This tasty towel is great for anyone who has always wanted to wrap himself (and everybody else) in the yummy, mouth-watering, crispy delight of America’s favorite food. The Stupid Alert Button - Wouldn’t it be nice if an alarm went off anytime someone did something stupid? This dream can become a reality with the Stupid Alert Button, which loudly declares 6 different phrases when pressed, like “That was SO Stupid!”, “Stoooopid!”, or the ever-popular, “You’re Stupid!” Mitten Flasks – Make the holidays taste a little sweeter with these mittens. On the outside they may seem like ordinary mittens, but hidden under a thumb flap is a spigot which connects to a pouch, perfect for holding any liquid. Sneaker Socks – These revolutionary socks have high top sneakers printed right on them. Available in blue and red, these socks will make shoes a thing of the past! Why wear shoes when you can wear socks that look like shoes? Face Basketball Glasses – Attached to these glasses is a basketball hoop and a basketball. Simply put them on and try to make the basket by moving your face all over the place. Sure they might look ridiculous to wear, but after a few days you’ll be able to slam dunk with a single face twitch. Hillary Clinton Nutcracker – This Hillary Clinton figurine has thighs of steels, perfect for cracking even the toughest nuts. From the First Lady of the United States to the Secretary of State, and now an official nutcracker, Hillary has done it all. Ugly Christmas Sweater: Zombie Santa – Whether it’s naughty, nice, or somewhere in between you are after, this snazzy sweater brings the laughs with it’s tacky design and bizarre style. With candy canes on the sleeves and Zombie Santa in front, this sweater is sure to spread holiday cheers and jeers. Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss – Lip gloss in a sparkly toilet bowl? Who would have known that girls of all ages would love Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss, available in Grape, Lemon, Apple, and Strawberry scents, and complete with a nifty keychain. All these gifts and more can be purchased at Stupid.com and select gift shops nationwide. ABOUT STUPID.COM Stupid.com has been spreading laughs one gift at a time since it burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From great gag gifts to silly stocking stuffers, the company offers a diverse selection of over 4,000 products in 120 gift categories.